Child-Proofing, or, How Alan and I Spoiled Jones' Good Time in the Kitchen

For all of you who contemplated calling Child Services when I posted pictures of Jones going through our cabinets, including the under-the-sink cabinet which is extremely child-unfriendly and, in fact, full of dangerous chemicals like Windex and Cascade, fear not:

We're child-proofed!  Alas for Jones, there is only one drawer left to do (and that's the drawer with the Tupperware, so it's okay if he gets anything out of that one), and all of the others are locked tight.  Now all we have to worry about are the inevitable smashed fingers and tantrums that will come when he really realizes he can't get into all of the cabinetry anymore.  A small price to pay for peace of mind ... and for stopping the constant trek into the kitchen to make sure he's not gotten into anything that he really shouldn't have.